The amount of times I've found myself in that situation where I've crossed the street to get ahead of a woman that was infront of me then crossed back over is ridiculous. I'd rather do that than have her worried about being attacked as I hurry behind her for a few seconds to pass

I'm so godamned hyped!

NO WAY

I'm legit rewatching the Funhaus Google Trends episode with Burnie Burns right now and I just check Twitter to see this. That's awful news.

WHAT THE HELL

I remember Who Shot Mr Burns, Who is Eric Cartmans Father, the first time I saw DBZ and Cowboy Bebop, watching American Werewolf in London with my Dad just to name a few highlights off the top of my head. And I also very much had a balanced childhood of outside and indoor time.

What an absolute willy, I bet you he asks alternative lassies if they like that screamy music.

I better go superviral for this...

He's been waiting for this moment all his life.

the cat thinks it's a ritual to something😹

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I'm convinced that this gag is so good it killed off any chance of an actual planet of the apes musical because it would never top this.

Never gonna get over how good astrobot is

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 The word is out! Playing a little gig at Princes Square in Glasgow at 1pm tomorrow. If you're in the area, come down to hear the new song live! 💗

We got it from this convenient database of his 10 most frequently used words. 10 Chump 9 Chumpette 8 Yours 7 Up 6 Pimpmobile 5 Bite 4 My 3 Shiny 2 Daffodil And Bender’s number 1 most frequently uttered word, the word which, if uttered, will blow up this entire planet. 1 Ass

I think with each passing day I love Astro Bot more and more