scolded in church for having coffee >:/

Hanging out with Doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

A legendary creature

wait this product has a new look... i hope to god it has the same great taste

Legitimately one of the funniest memes that's come out of this election

Been using “what we jackin to, goat?” as a greeting and people seem to be not loving it

I can wholeheartedly say that after tonight I no longer enjoy smoking

Contrary to popular belief I am still pretending I know how to play music. Come and watch me struggle, or don't. I'll be there regardless 🫡

they should make a cigarette that cats can smoke…. i know they want to

Me aged 16 : been getting really into pedals lately Me aged 19 : I don’t think I have felt genuine happiness in years Me aged 25 : been getting really into pedals lately

got scurvy before even leaving port. captain is pissed. im the worst pirate ever. thinking about walking the plank... #sadpirate

how am I supposed to read this sentence & not immediately kill myself

Learning minion language on Duolingo while my girl friend prepares to host thanksgiving for 48 people

heartwarming ❤️joe biden released back into the wild after presidency

Spaghetti cabonara on google