Some of you have never listened to the book of life by the magnetic fields and it shows

My therapist like “omg you’re so self aware!” Yea yea sis HELP ME

Snitch

Cc Nicole Goodkind

We really did it

FINALLY

Big news coming out of therapy - I do NOT have a personality disorder

Sorry to be a bitch but

I feel like the country selling weaponry and profiting off the war shouldn’t be included in the ceasefire vote. Seems like an obvious conflict of interest l.

Call your congressman and tell them to read a book

Am sick so I can’t toast Kissinger’s death. Instead I’m making pigs in a blanket. I hope that pig is roasting too 😎🔥

In Europe or all places

At this point, Congress is just an arms dealer. No education. No access to healthcare. No housing. No clean drinking water. But we’ll finance your war.

I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death.

I fear there will be nothing left of Gaza when the lights come back on

I hope Hulu’s subscription increase goes helps fund a skip intro button

david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.

Perfect feed

What are jobs that start at 10am (not podcasts)