My favorite fruit is either an apple or a pair

Frantically asking ChatGPT if momtok will recover

Just imagine if a guy was driving

Is we getting a $2000 stimulus check

Having some baking and eggs for breakfast #yum

They should set a season of True Detective up there. And not focus on the catastrophic high rates of missing indigenous women systemically killed or kidnapped with no explanation and instead focus on contrived supernatural occurrences. That would be a great use of time and effort

This made me tremble in my downstairs 🥵

Jack Black… Jack White… what’s next, Jack Taupe?? (louder, yelling into mic) We’ll soon hear tell of a Jack Taupe

Can we go to fuddruckers

Chudruckers

I’m not taking my sneakers off

Very pleased that I recognized a sneaker pimps sample about ten minutes into goldfinger

And why, you might ask? Well, there’s a very good reason

Tung tung tung sahur

Spiritually im a big stinky fat guy in a sonic the hedgehog shirt arguing with the cashier at GameStop about the minutiae of FFXVII

Call me the gingerbread man the way they chasing me around for my cookie 💅🫣🤫 #cantcatchme

Some of yall would throw it back for the grinch if he was 6 foot w dreads and a hellcat IJS!!!!

It’s defcon 1 at the Moscow Idaho dominos. Just heard one of the employees say “we’re in dire straits for cheese”