We can understand that debt bondage is an aspect of modern slavery, yet somehow we think loans to nations to deal with the climate crisis is fair? (Especially given that we gained the rewards of an industrial revolution paid for by colonising them, accelerating climate crisis.)

This is blatant voter suppression but it's only one part of the anti-democratic wave rolling across the UK, which also includes the open corruption of democratic processes in the Labour Party (e.g. excluding all left candidates) and the media's complicity in refusing to report it

Zahawi is a snake: quick, forked tongue, and utterly venomous.

When is The Truckle Truck next going to be selling delicious cheese in Sherborne?

Between Truss and Dorries, the Conservative clown car is definitely driving in fantasy land this week.

"Hand on heart" would be more compelling if there was evidence of a heart.

We didn't have parties to "boost morale" We didn't have quiz nights We didn't have champagne We watched our colleagues die though We were STEEPED in death We kept going We had to We kept on So don't you DARE say your parties were "necessary" @borisjohnson You make me sick.

As Boris Johnson tells MPs it was absolutely "essential" for him to hold repeated drinks events and leaving parties during lockdown, here's a reminder of what he wrote to a seven-year-old girl about cancelling her own birthday party during that time.

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Why is it "travel chaos" not just "travel delays"? What's chaotic about it?

Are there any Johnson appointees that HAVEN'T resigned for ethical breaches?

Annoyed that today is a Bank Holiday and I can't get the next two volumes of #Heartstopper ❤️❤️❤️🐶❤️ from Winstone Books Sherborne (the indie bookshop here). I could go to a chain, but I'm not going to. Even though they have them. And I want books 3&4 sooo badly. 😭

Fuck it, I'm getting a curry.

Let me fix that headline: "Kemi Badenoch blinkered by her own buttocks after sticking her head up her arse for a decade"

I love how Tory ministers keep insisting that "nothing untoward happened" because they're totally fine with being unethical. They really don't think they do anything wrong.

Wasn't Jeremy Hunt Health Secretary for a long time before the pandemic? Or did I hallucinate that? 🤔

FIFA can go fuck itself.

It's like Tory ministers have cruelty competitions. Today's contender: Robert Jenrick, who ordered cartoon murals to be painted over in a welcoming centre for child immigrants because "it was too welcoming" Never vote for these fucking monsters.