Alright now. Wrap this summer shit up! I melted today! Twice!

Sinners on HBO MAX let’s fuckin goooooooo

Please

My kid got me at crumbl cookies man! Why can’t I stand my ground!!??

Up and out the house walking 5 miles because this weekend I had 4 shots of tequila, sangria, port Taylor, 3 plates of bbq food, & 4 big ass crumbl cookies.

We really went from party busses and all night drinking to being parents with hobbies like golfing, gardening, and home decor shopping. What tf going on?!

Haven’t heard of any as of late.

The fact that they’re acting like shit didn’t happen with Jeffery Epstein is nuts! I literally went to one of the High Schools he recruited from! The entire island of Palm Beach should be investigated!

Pam Bondi worked in FL during the time Epstein was given the sweetheart deal as well. They really continue to piss on us and tell us it’s not raining.

Teriyaki

You would die in GA

5am workout. Let’s go

Selfishly want Fool to come to the gym with me just to de-plate the Leg Press Machine. I’m a damsel in distress.

I re read the book of Matthew again because Judas… That EFF BOY waited until they literally nailed my boy Jesus to a cross made out of plywood to say “ can I return your money. I sinned against an innocent man” man! What?? This probably the most annoying issues in the Bible.

You literally sold Jesus for a geo prism and then asked Jesus “ am I the one that’s gonna betray you” as if you didn’t already do so then you wait until that man is bleeding from his knuckles to want to talk about this car warranty! Crazy AF!

And just like that it’s back to school season.

Crazy because in my mind if you love someone you should have an instinct to want to protect them and that includes from the not so kind www.

Bro, I got them “ you bout to catch a cold chill” & I rebuke it in the name of the Almighty!!

Do you know how dead he wanted that fucker to be?