The face you pull on tv when you've been caught out for speaking crap!

Good day in terms of gardening Crap day as there seems to be a crime spree round 🙄 Stolen van parked here so plod here yesterday Neighbour had a door cam nicked Another, a car nicked Someone moved my bins near some copper pipes 🤔 Si next door not good Emailed police saying

An aerial view of Headingley on the first morning of the 3rd Ashes Test, July 10th 1926

17 year old boy and Restore fanatic doesn't want women having a say on abortion or their own bodies🙄 Guaranteed vote winner that with the fairer sex 🤔🙄 W⚓️

Tom Georgeson (8 August 1937 – 18 March 2026) R.I.P

A red kite carrying what appears to be a sausage roll in its talons has been captured on camera by an amateur photographer. 😂 Read more: bbc.in/4uBB4RY

Please not the Kookaburra! Anything but the Kookaburra!!! 😱

Love these parody accounts, he's good!

That won't be me then 🙄😂

He claimed every pop song is the same and then proved it in the most legendary way possible.

We asked a 100 people if labour prime minister Keir Starmer is a Wanker … You said … No I’ll give you the money myself if your answer is up on the board

A Twitter classic...

☺️ I'm going to sow my melons and courgettes to celebrate! ☺️🥳🎉

13 (THIRTEEN) 202 buses cancelled on my bus route today🙄 The powers that be say use public transport, how are North Kirklees residents even meant to get anywhere today Of course nothing on Arriva Yorkshire X feed Does anyone care Kim Leadbeater MBE MP Tracy Brabin, Mayor of West Yorkshire 🙄🙄 absolute joke!

Today's freebie to test and review

I don’t want to be unkind here but fast has ended just after 6pm every day this week…couldn’t he have just had a flat white then? And is he deliberately trying to look exhausted and malnourished?

The joys of being a sole carer at 8.12pm on a Friday night: Mum asleep, cat asleep. I haven't seen anybody and I aint spoken to anyone other mum and the cat for days and there's absolutely sod all on tv I remember (just) when I had a life! Might have some trifle!

Earlier this afternoon, we responded to a call concerning five swans that had been swept over the weir and trapped in the spillway at Roundhay Park in Leeds.