Throwing your head on a boot aint any flex lmao

We upgraded.

She’s the kinda girl we’d go to war for

97-vear-old NYC diner still serves their Coke the old fashioned way

I’d walk through fire for her, just to see the sparkle in her eyes when she smiles

.𝐌𝐚𝐲⁷ you look hideous as fuck and suck cfc jantys ebola diagnosed hairy cock to stay relevant you clapped whale

is that the whole country or what

Looked at my number 8 and sighed

Would rather giveaway 20M to the slums of Nigeria than waste it on ‘Felix’

Messi would be an autistic midget cleaning bathrooms in the slums of Rosario if it wasn't for Barça

just looked at our so called ‘’maestro” and sighed

“M8SSI” without rigged World Cups and Ballon D’ors:

‘Pedri’ stan talking abt “bright lights”

#8’s knees when he’s asked to play 3 consecutive games in a row

Iniesta, the deity of football, moves amongst mortals with celestial grace. In the annals of football history his name shines brightly as a god among men.

Her tits, man, are like the Mona Lisa of cleavage - so captivating, they make every other pair seem like mere sketches. Truly, they're a work of art i can’t take my eyes off

“modric” without his ass getting compared with iniesta

she’s the kind of girl I’d jump in front of a speeding train for, just to save her from a bad day. She’s got that ‘dangerously irresistible’ vibe that makes me want to be her knight in shining armor.

Nah Messi cooked the hell out of Aké and Frenkie, this is crazy 😭