A giant statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein holding hands has taken over the National Mall.

This expert psychologist explains why your child always picks video games over homework

Dude, the high is 76 today. It's fall y'all :3

I had this phase too

I forgot to tweet about my haircut. Here's the list of stuff she talked about, in order: Do homeless people pay taxes? They don't own anything. Bob Ross' 2nd son signed all of his and his brothers inheritance away My 2nd (current) husband is cheating on me with my oldest daughter

Shawty bad

Watch ya step

I'm on my 3rd drink and I'm TRYING to learn Mahjong and I think I'm gonna have a stroke

saw the stutter, immediately thought this was gonna dunk on rfk jr

Cute

It's wild that I have to block every government agency on my Twitter for the next 4 years because they keep putting out either AI slop that looks terrible, or are trying to recruit me to their SS because Elon wants Daddies love again and to be racist...

Lol you don't realize how "not well" you're doing until you see your therapist in person and she hits you with a "I can see just by your eyes that you're very tired and stressed :(" I thought I looked fine ;-;