All it took for people to like mark zuckerburg was for him to become Dominican

Neil Gaiman Apologizing

My geek bar hit 0 two weeks ago and im still hitting it

Why did the skeleton have nobody to go to the prom with? #comedy #comedygold #billcosby

Coming to terms with I have frog eyes at some angels

Just saw a car wearing a big hat driving around and I can’t stop thinking about it

Being called ‘cortisol face’ by a YouTuber you respect

Charles Lindbergh addresses the nation after his twenty month old child is kidnapped

Sending a ‘Your Body Is Wonderland’ cover, but it’s a parody song about Destiny called ‘I Once Sucked On a Man’ to the group chat and no one responds for 14 minutes

Washed af and the hottest goth chick ever still sent me a nip video

The nips were so powerful im gonna start making comics again fuck it

You can combine two different cans of soup to create an even more powerful soup

The Jewish camp across the street from my cousins house is trying to say that half his house is built on their property lmao