Tag Whataburger® until they respond

North Texas got its first H-E-B and had 1,500 people wait in line for 12 hours

Wanna see something scary? Swap the E and the A in Texas

FREE MARRIAGE TIP: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

I want to meet someone who makes me half as excited as I get going to Buc-ee’s ❤️

Just a reminder that you still have plenty of time to do your taxes at the last minute

It’s called gross pay because it’s absolutely disgusting to see what you could have made

Government: you owe us money Me: how much? Government: you have to figure that out Me: so I just pay what I want? Government: we know exactly how much you owe, but you have to guess that number too Me: and what if I’m wrong? Government: you go to prison

People have always named children after expensive things like Dior, Mercedes, Chanel… next year watch out for names like Electric, Gas, Oil, Eggs

Y’all are out here worrying about Valentine’s Day, I’m just trying to file my taxes correctly

I wish the time I spent complaining about taxes was tax deductible

I’ve got 1099 problems but doing taxes ain’t one

I wonder if I can claim the federal government as a dependent on this year’s federal taxes?

Them tax jokes disappeared faster than the money did 🤣

Having no kids is all fun and games until tax season comes around and you get $900 back while the lady with three kids just went and bought herself a helicopter

No, I’m sorry. You can’t claim your coworkers on your tax form as medical expenses. We can’t help it if they’re crazy and drive you nuts.

They should stop calling it a refund when we overpaid all year

I’m really glad I learned about trigonometry instead of how to do taxes. It really came in handy this trigonometry season.

Tomorrow is national stay at home with your pjs and drink coffee all day. It’s nothing official. I just made it up. Tell the others.

Texas is only two letters away from being called Taxes 😅