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Like I never left

8H sun, moon, or venus means even if they hate you they end up liking some things about you

When the chicken salad has apples in it

Saturn in Pisces: am I worthy? Saturn in Aries: I am getting what’s mine willingly or by force

I love grocery shopping alone in the late afternoon. It’s like a simulation of calmness.

Them seafood boils and Don Julio got yall ready to pop like a balloon. Just swollen as hell.

Head swelling from sodium is so scary to see irl. Folks eating 2 butter sticks per boil bag and washing it down with hennessy margaritas #IsAnybodyWorriedAboutTheirHealth?

Apparently my acne is from high cortisol due to excessive exercise 🤨 Can’t win for losing around this mf.

Who’s up 🫦

Day shift at the strip club gotta feel like the G-Leagues

1.5 shots of Vodka has 96 calories. I was killing half pints every other day on top of eating like shit. No fucking wonder 😂 Stripping saved me because I should be 600 pounds.

Chief Keef x Hadouken

If we gone keep it a bean, every nogga I’ve ever fucked with on a level more than friendship was a trick. Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Aquarius, Aries.. Matter fact the entire zodiac 😭 now the heavy weight champs? tied between Aries and Gemini’s.

doubled up

taking 5-HTP before bed >>> be sleeping cozy as fuck