All this bagging on boomers. Step back and review who you've been voting for and what they have done for/to you, chickie, and take your whiny bullshit to someone who cares.

Attention business acquaintances, unless you are a close personal friend or family member, you are not in my phone. When you send me a message, I'll say, "Who the fuck is this and why isn't this an email?" before I delete your bullshit. Sorry.

Salt Lake City...I'm baaaaaack!

Imagine aspiring to be a LinkedIn "influencer". I know, I know...but these people actually exist.

Nine Inch Nails, beotches! Even a somewhat subdued Trent Reznor still puts on a good show.

Having grown up in Utah, I never thought I would live to say this, but Salt Lake City has turned into a great beer town.

I'll avoid details to spare the feelings of my more sensitive readers, but it's a good idea to pay attention where your espresso machine's steam wand is pointed when you are going commando. #FirstWorldProblems

Wow. Just wow. Imagine being on X and lording over anonymous accounts because you're making a "societal impact" and they are not. This is some high-grade intellectual masturbation you're engaging in here, Tristan Tate.

There is absolutely no doubt in my mind I could land a plane. I won't try to guess the odds on anyone surviving that landing.

Barnes and Elias...the kittens have grown up into a couple of handsome cats.

I won't detail the chain of events that ended with me drinking a beer in an underpass in Reno, but here I am...

No headline about Uranus will ever not be funny.

Good God! Why did anyone ever think the Grateful Dead was a good band??

I'm having a quiet beer to finish up the day and the bar starts playing a Grateful Dead cover of Werewolves of London...and I know when western civilization started to collapse.

Not a great shot, but the San Andreas Fault, just west of San Francisco.

Approved and endorsed.

Apparently, my dementia kicked in sometime around 1981.

Remember when you'd go to a shoe store and a creepy guy would use one of those footsizanator things on you? Does that even happen anymore?

Vibrator technology in the 50's was surprisingly advanced.