Pool time is gonna be amazing today. Yes, the children will be splashing around. Yes, Aunt Sassy will have cold beer.

These turds are ON MY CASE. “Sass, you aren’t supposed to be drinking beer! I’m gonna tell my mom!” Well… tell her. Plz tell her. She can bring more when she comes.

HYPOTHETICALLY If your niece shaves her legs while visiting and cut her knee and then asks for a bandage and makes up some story about how it happened….. Would the aunt immediately call her mom, give it some time and then call her mom, OR never tell her mom?

I’m a drama queen.

Example 49364629 why I am thankful to have no children : One of the littles has a 101 temp. Gotta love it! I’ve looked after this lil one so many times when they’ve come to visit. Kid is doing wonderful compared to the Thanksgiving tummy bug 2 yrs ago.

Just got back from the coffee shop. Everybody is hyped.

My niece (9) has been asleep for almost 2 hours. I’m shocked. They rode bikes all morning and then swam. She must be super sleepy. Oldest nephew (11) even slept an hour. And of course little guy always naps but he’ll be up soon!

Making chicken quesadillas and chips and dips. Hope the littles like it. Their mom talks about me being a bad cook, so we shall see.

Infusion tomorrow and as usual I am soooo ready!!! My sisters and bro in law are all coming into town tomorrow so we can celebrate little guy’s 5th bday over the weekend. All good things happening tomorrow. Love it.

I’m behind on #LoveIslandUSA I’m on last night’s episode. Casa Amor is easily my favorite part of the show.

I enjoyed this show cause well… Joshua Jackson. Bummer.