Today’s biggest news is whether a guy who got famous for saying “You’re fired!” is going to fire someone

Do you think the 9-figure Meta hires still get unlimited PTO?

Do NOT buy an Eight Sleep on Temu

We hit our first $1M+ day at Synthesia 🎥 a few weeks ago. 5 years ago, we literally danced on the table when our first paying customer – a math professor – put down his credit card to pay $30 for the v1 (SS below). Time flies 🥹

Spent the day exploring castles in Portugal

Rental cars are already the most hated industry in the US, and they’re flexing that they found ways to charge you more Genius

TSLA is down 9% Have they considered doing a campaign with Sydney Sweeney?

I using protein powder because it’s full of gross chemicals. You can easily get 20g of protein by slurping down five raw oysters at the gym!

Tethering from an uber still makes me feel like I’m living in the future

Our parents had National Enquirer (left) We Snapchat Discover (right)

Don’t worry too much about your moat. What’s the moat for McDonald’s against Burger King? Do they care? Make a good product. Sell it. Repeat.

1995: Wow, you can send letters to each other on the computer! 2025: I just bet $1 million of digital money on whether bill gates visited a p*do island

Hear me out… Tea app for businesses