“The students don’t know what they’re talking about”

The students:

how do coworkers watch so much stuff

look at the date of this tweet

this is my mama, she lived nearly 30 yrs under Israeli occupation. She’s kept me stuck to my Palestinian roots for as long as I’ve been on this earth. Last night, she fed the entire GWU encampment, a labor of love for all those supporting us. may Allah reward her always.

.@dylanadler6 takes us inside the groat #tombradyroast at #netflixisajokefest

Me and my friends in the bathroom at the 7th grade dance after we said bye to our moms

my son made this for me he said for early mother’s day

me before coffee was invented: don’t talk to me

i hate it when words have meanings

when kate moss said nothing tastes as good as skinny feels i take that with a grain of salt bc she was british

man i love making jokes online absolutely nothing ever goes wrong and everyone always totally understands extremely cool and fun experience tbh

why did no one in the 90s notice keanu reeves was wasian

remember when everyone was sharing those people making spaghetti or nachos directly on the counter and mixing it with their hands and someone said oh this is fetish content and we were all like ohhh ok we get it. but.. fetish content for who FOR WHO??

if conflict isn’t abuse than why am i shaking crying throwing up etc cuz the grocery store person seemed mad at me

if you were alone in the woods would you rather run into a man…

korean women: no