Never mind inflation, cost of living, housing crises. The first political party to reinstate the wax paper Mothers Pride plain bread gets my vote. What are men going wrap their pieces in?? bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Douglas Ross.

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If woke means not to murder folk, then count me in. I'll be the wokest of the woke.

A wee tip for anyone wanting to learn it. Practice with car reg number plates. You'll soon get the hang of it. 30 years in the railway, I'm pretty sure I have it now. I'd spell it ALPHA, btw.

I loved watching The Muppets on a Sunday night.

Here’s the 20-year-old Lionel Messi holding a baby Yamal in 2007 theguardian.com/football/artic…

I just love this and have followed Hayley for a while. Her drawings are so colourful and really capture each church brilliantly.

I'm watching The Open for the first time in 22 years. The last time was with my dad in a hospice. Through those months in the hospice, we watched golf and football. It was the best time at the worst of times. The game has changed, I've never heard of a ⛄️.

I quite fancy Justin Rose to lift the Claret Jug tomorrow. 🏆

OMG, Richard Baker, wonderful.

Wonderful to welcome the Trust Orchestra of Indonesia to campus this morning! 🎶 Sound on to hear some musical magic in the cloisters 🔊 ✨

I've seen Jimmy Chisholm a fair few times. What a dame! If anyone gets the chance to go and see a panto this Christmas, go and see him.

Pirates on the Clyde. ☠️

I have a vision of Taylor ragdolling Trump over this. 😂😂 BBC News - Trump falsely implies Taylor Swift endorses him bbc.com/news/articles/…

Indie band vibes. I reckon this lot could give a reformed Oasis a run for their money. 😉

After all the rain lately, this is nice.

Oh dear. Scottish Government pulling the universal school meals for P6-7. That might be a step too far.

I've just started watching Slow Horses and it's brilliant. I think it's the best thing Gary Oldman has ever done. Kristen Scott Thomas is wonderful as Second desk, she plays a brilliant bitch.

BBC #Nightsleeper Just switch the overheads off, train stops, and saves us 5 more episodes.