I feel so alone on a Friday night, can you make it feel like home if I tell you you're mine? (Born To Die)

"The Lord yeeteth, and the Lord yoinketh away". This is the kind of current age gem of a shitpost that should be carved into our version of the Coliseum for the edification of future generations m8 (source: the late tumblr [RIP])

If you like it violent, we can play rough and tumble - fall into bed - and I won't breathe so you can recover. (Spit it out/IAMX)

Rare reveal of my Third Eye. It sees all, but mostly it likes to look when you're trying to hide a boner. I don't know why it's such a perv.

Now online. Door to my room: ow.ly/oDAR30mYokh

Cherlene from Archer season 5 has her own Spotify artist page! Lmao

Internet problems are first world problems but also I want to kill everyone and die

Just a little selfie just to show you a little love.

Flying lonely. Did you look up yesterday and see my plane going by?

My New Year's resolution is to learn to love the right before I become the left! Just kidding mate I love both, I mean look at those glassy eyes, its fuckin hilarious I'd totally have a drink with ghoulish uncanny-valley Facetune me, and fantasise about wearing her poreless skin

My actual New Years resolution is to learn how to goddamn knit. How long have I been saying I want to? Like 5 years I bet. Thanks ADHD. I'm gon learn this year lads. Bet

And then I looked down and saw my pussy staring back at me... cmon cat, personal space my dude...

Kiss kiss I miss you so but I'll be back sooner than you know

Early morning, Jetta, low light conditions, shitty front cam... took possibly my favourite photy of myself to date

5'0, 95lbs. Everyone has belly fat rolls.

Srs if anyone knows how to make a phone video twitter-postable without becoming potato quality, lmk 😅

Valentines tiddies

Classy compliments to make a lady feel all warm and fuzzy inside :))))

Camming 28 January 2020

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