Someone needs to do a composit of photos of the mayors of these high crime cities everyone's on about. Strangely, one party, women, and minorities are statistically overrepresented as mayors in these troubled cities.

Opening a Le Creuset Outlet store in your mom’s butthole.

They can’t. Fomenting anger and screaming at the sky are the only things they know how to do

Fuck cancer. Give if you’re able, NorCal is a known homie.

A little too fucking shiny to be found “ScAtTeReD iN tHe StReEt”… F for effort.

I gotta step away for a bit. Getting a fucking X headache.

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It’s Flashback Friday, so here’s one from the 1950s when I was King of the Teds!

Bonjour… Oui, c'est vendredi. Fais quelque chose. Je m'en fiche… 🤷‍♂️

Good.

Simply put? They can. And it’s not like their competitors are any better.

🎶To dream the impossible dream 🎵To lick the unlickable cream 🎶To reach the unreachable biscuit 🎵To taste the jammiest of Jammies Dodgers If only I could get hold of the ruddy thing!

Electricity costs money. Make the sides of the bars razor sharp.

Ok, this is pretty sweet! Lots of great items (therapy tools, art, food baskets, etc.) donated by awesome people and orgs to support Team Iron Will! AND… even Iron Will got in on the action and autographed some Wiffle Ball bats customized by Sierra 2… Click below to begin