I posed nude for an art class today. They didn't ask me to. I think they were making ceramic bowls or something. 🤣🤣

Trying to get my arm in my sleeve but it came out so fast I punched myself in the face. It's ok though...I've had it coming for quite some time. 🤣🤣

I'm in so much pain today, I just want to cry. But then I remember I'm an adult and not a freaking toddler. Suck it up, Daisy, suck it up. 😂😂😂

Cutest thing I've seen all week

Well this sucks donkey balls

My son asked if a punch bowl is where you store names of people you want to punch. I usually store them in my head, but putting them in decorative crystal seems really classy. 🤣🤣

A few years ago, I took my 5-year-old past a huge burned-out warehouse. I told her, "Oh no. Disney Land burned down!" She cried and cried. But deep down, I think she thought it was funny. 😂😂😂