I’m probably really late to this…. But have they all put each other’s coats on by accident?

Middle class women of a certain age, ASSEMBLE!

Like my father before me I play skittles. Unlike my father I seem unable to hit the pins I aim at. That said I did get one flukey night this season and currently hold the joint highest away score. Apparently we’re getting team shirts next season, it’ll be like The Big Lebowski!

🎶 All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names 🎶 So he killed them. He killed them ALL.

I see Gregg Wallace has been pulled off.

“Okay but if you had to guess, roughly when do you think you’ll be home from battle”

It’s skittles night again. A fan (presumably) sent me this.

Keir Starmer: "It's really great to be at the iconic Pinewood Studios... Kemi Badenoch thinks if you do a couple of shifts in McDonald's, then you can become working class... so by that logic, if I keep coming back here, I could be the next James Bond."

I’m going to Dales hell for this aren’t I?

BREAKING NEWS: It’s blowing a hooley!

Is everyone getting into Christmas earlier this year because it’s been such a traumatic time?

The time I went to a business shindig and I thought they’d said Chindit…

This cat looks like a Brian, 48, single and looking for fun

Q: What’s a Man City fan’s favourite UB40 song? A: One in Ten.

Eton claims that VAT on private school fees means it will have to slash its bursaries budget by more than £1 million. A reminder that Eton is sitting on a £553 million endowment fund and in 2022 received £3.3 million of rental income from its real estate portfolio as well as...

That’s certainly put a Dent in his ego.

I used to work with this woman. John Rivers

The world: “we must reduce single use plastic!” Unilever : “Sure thing, we’ll make all out deodorants smaller!” The world: “…..”

Well ignoramus, I went to school in the 70s/80s too and having a son with autism I can tell you, there certainly were kids on the spectrum. The difference to today? They were undiagnosed and fucking left to it without any support whatsoever. Moron 🙄

Before the network get overloaded I’d like to wish you all a Mary Berry Christmas and a Dappy New Year. I’m off to the butterfly 🦋 sanatorium earlier now that the owner of this hellsite is influencing world politics. Hope to see you there. X Steve Rivera.bsky.social