> be me, trying to onboard friend into crypto > friend has USDC on polygon, wants to move it to base > tries bridging, hits confirm > needs matic for gas > tries swapping usdc to matic, needs matic again > funds stuck on polygon > finally sends matic from cex, bridges to base >

bruh 🤣🤣🤣

when you know that one dude has been using the group chat as exit liq but you don’t have any proof yet

Lock in

uber owns no cars airbnb owns no houses CT owns no ETH

Ran out of that years ago sigh

Want to know what peak euphoria looks like? Buying this for 420 ETH.

Need this level of delusion to make fuck you money

There are people in a dozen "insider" fnf chats and have nft passes to "insider" servers who perform horribly in comparison to people who only have 1 server and/or talk only to a handful of people The former usually can't think for themselves and are caught up in too much noise

Being in many fnf chats/servers is +EV tho lol. Problem is a lot of people don't know how to properly use them You can front run metas before they happen and identify tops and bottoms based on sentiment in these groups

Reflecting on metas of the last 2 years and how many I faded because I couldn't get behind the "idea" Realizing that it’s not about whether I can buy into the thesis - it’s about whether the crowd will Don't think many get this that's why we miss so many "normie coins"

Instead of calling the top every day maybe u should call your mother and tell her u love her

Top 2 feelings in crypto and it’s not 2 is being extremely early to a coin that later gets picked up and shilled by the top KOLs

it is batshit insane that so many of you are OK with the whole world seeing all of the transactions you have ever made onchain you have literally nothing to gain from this anything you do onchain can and will be used against you shield your shit

Soon there will be no more money to liquidate

There has been so much breath wasted about vesting schedules and token unlocks. If the assets were valuable, it wouldn't be an issue at all.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Bank of America officially recommends clients put up to 4% of their portfolio in Bitcoin and crypto.

My biggest winners were almost always coins I didn’t think much of, were far from consensus, and I didn’t own enough of Near 100% of the time I had turbo conviction in something and levered too high with too much of my port, a generational L was coming

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nothing more freeing than selling dead bags you wholeheartedly believed in 11 months ago on the last day of the year for tax loss harvesting