new sketch! It's the SCOTTISH LABOUR REVIVAL! 🙌

SHAME ON YOU! University of Strathclyde management is attacking workers while stockpiling a £100m+ pension surplus. Unite members are on strike to defend their pensions.

Thames Water has been given a £3 billion bailout, paid for by you and me. Why should households have to pay for the mess that Thames Water got itself into, just so execs and shareholders can protect their profits? There is a better solution: take water into public ownership.

The vaporiser.

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El Dorado sponsoring Dundee is peak Scottish Fitbaw; the tonic of choice for the elder statesman bam.

Rangers are class, allahu akbar.

Retracted.

The most interesting man alive who eats the same meal every day sounds like a boring bastard...won't be reading that.

Goal Rangers, Hagi. 🔴 2-2 ⚪️ // 90+6'

derek guy Young Fortinbras Whatever happened to… Gary cooper?? The strong silent type. That was an American

If you want proof we live in a society rigged for the wealthy and against the vulnerable, this is it. It’s tragic that Labour won’t challenge this, when reforming pension tax relief is so obviously possible, and could deliver all the savings it wants.

Is their name ironic Alanis Morissette I can never tell with these things, but I bet their 'Donors' pay fuck all in Tax.

That Superman film was the biggest pile of shite I've seen in years. Bear in mind I've sat through Warburton, Caixinina, Murty, Beale, Clement every week. James Gunn

Suddenly cremating cardboard Gerrard seems like normal light hearted fun 😂

Oh dear! In a week, the @UKlabour faithful will all be patting themselves on the back in Liverpool convincing themselves that all the world is rosey. In Shabana Mahmood MP's #Ladywood constituency however, after a few weeks of intensive campaigning, there is a growing wave of

Nailed it 🔨

Patriot is a synonym for retard Change my mind.

🇧🇷 "Golazo!" 🇫🇷 "C'est incroyable!" 🇦🇷 "Gol! Gol! Gol! Gol!" This is how the world reacted to that Scott McTominay goal! 📺 Watch more: scotfa.co/WorldComms