we have the same build

nyc mutuals! i will be in your city from monday to next sunday. lmk if you want to hang out and recreate this

i got one hand on the pulse of culture the other on my cock

my boyfriend pronounced elegeic wrong and i was like LA gay ick? look i agree but you can't just say that

[seeing an amputee] wow this is just like homestuck

the og host list

an asian girl brought her white boyfriend to bipoc night. maybe he's berber?

feeling like a diversity hire as the only girl who's read 8 j.m. coetzee books but 0 paul auster books. sorry this one's more niche

saying "happy 50,000th beer" in lieu of "happy birthday" to my friends who are turning 27.... one interesting chica!

[running into my ex internet boyfriend's wife] we're friends. we're enemies. we've exchanged some tens of thousands of words over the internet. we're nothing at all. tell him i said hi.

i need to experience female friendship again before i die. will one of you please transition

one thing they dont tell u abt turning 1 is that suddenly its too late for everything. too late to for a non-alienated relationship to embodiment, too late for oceanic feelings, too late for non-fragmented identification. life ends at 1 and ure only left with ego-I and language

Gumby’s Bar Mondovi, WI

save me girl i could fix

if your egirl asks you if you would still love her if she was a worm, that's not your egirl, that's malware

FREDDIE FREEMAN WALK-OFF GRAND SLAM. #WORLDSERIES