When I log onto twitter and see people talking about the possibility of a thunderstorm for Edmonton.

I’ve never looked better.

Meh

Get yours today. #yegwx

This is what I do to thunderstorms around these parts. #yegwx

It’s me vs Josh Classen on the undercard.

For the record, I’m going to be zero help here. You’re on your own. #yegwx

#yegwx

Mother Nature, that’s all you got? Pfft. #yegwx

I see someone is finally paying attention. #yegwx

Starting today I am going to tariff all thunderstorms coming into Edmonton. #yegwx

Y'all look outside lately? That's a lot of goddamn snow. #yegwx

I'm going to take a moment to officially announce my retirement as the weather dome for Edmonton. Its been a good run but you're now on your own. Godspeed. #yegwx

FINE! Make me get up. #yegwx

#yegwx

Just the Oilers, I may have let the first one get by me, but I’ll be back better than ever next time. This war isn’t over. #yegwx

No, I am the weather!

Haven’t been yapping on here lately, but I I just wanted to say that yesterday was a pity storm. You know, like when you let the easy goal in because you just feel bad for them. #yegwx

Fixed it. #yegwx