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The rich dickheads running this country and gatekeeping all the wealth need worker bees. They can’t have us aborting their minimum wage workforce. They can’t have us aborting their soldiers. Religion and the value of human life have nothing to do with it.

I am asking this one again, would you rather shotgun 2 crispy cold Dr. Peppers back to back or 2 cold beers back to back

I am beating inflation by having $0 in my bank account.

When the ladies at work ask me to move something heavy and say “you’re so strong” How I feel vs How I actually look

Ever wondered how the #PL fixtures are compiled? 📆 Find out the work that takes place to schedule the 3️⃣8️⃣0️⃣ matches in a PL season ➡️ preml.ge/fn9nwr

Sometimes I really want to have faith in the human race, but then I see people smoking cigs at the gas pump and wonder if natural selection is even working

Welcome to my Ted talk

OH MY HEAVENS! 3:46.46!! Jakob Ingebrigtsen runs 3:46.46 for the mile. He is now the 6th fastest miler in history! Diamond League record! Just misses Steve Cram’s 3:46.32 European record but a thrilling race. Holy moly! Oliver Hoare runs 3:47.48 in second place. #OsloDL

Can someone reach me how to tie a bandana like this? I am either doing it wrong OR I have a really big head

I think I’ve watched this 100 times and it gets funnier every time. You can’t fall off your bike as the President, you just can’t.

“Joe it’s probably not a good idea for you to get on that bike” Joe:

Me with no coffee vs me after 4 cups of coffee

Lawn Mowing Simulator gets 4 new prehistoric locations in its Dino Safari DLC, out today 🦖 play.st/3zUUo2z

Me behind my computer when my teams chat message gets reactions

BREAKING: Bayern and Juventus have reached full agreement for Matthijs de Ligt. Deal is done [Kerry Hau]

Next time someone says a 10,000m is boring, pull up this race

Joe Biden just doesn’t have this type of dog in him

Where’s the Black Friday deals on gas? Lmk

Big Grizzly bears duking it out while wolves watch (via: qinhan111 on tik tok)

Fight Recap: I joked on X about fighting Zuck Zuck then said “SEND ME LOCATION” Italy graciously offered a Colosseum Zuck declined I suggested his home as “safe space” Tragically, he was ahem “traveling” Is there anywhere he will fight? dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…