Getting a wet port error on your phone because you left it on a table outside in the middle of November. #justgulfcoastlife

I am 90% sure that double cheeseburger hamburger helper is the same as regular cheeseburger hamburger helper. But I buy it anyway, because double is more.

Rock on Poland. 🤘🇵🇱

Know, present tense.

If Goose can make it in the NBA at 62, let him freak out as much as he wants.

March 7th, 2025. The day I learned that I am apparently a psychopath.

Anyone else really dislike watching older TV shows on newer tvs? It just seems weird. It's like it tries to adjust it, but doesn't really get human.

Blue origin goes to a distance that is arguably the bare minimum to be considered space. Falcon goes a weeeeee bit further. Maybe that's why?

Because you won't be able to post shit online and get attention and anything that comes along with it. The same fucking reason everything is recorded and posted.

As someone who has nodded off during a boring ass meeting at work, this does not bother me at all. People should care more about how their representatives VOTE, and less about them pretending to be perfect all the time.

High school graduations are crazy now. Thousands of people dressed up like they are going to a gala all to celebrate someone doing the bare minimum expected of a teenager.

Say what you will about the Hellraiser movies, but the starting with the third one you will start saying, "wait a second... is that..?" And then hitting up IMDB and finding out it is them.

I regularly say 7 out of these 11. 🥺 yourtango.com/self/phrases-d…

Stopped clock strikes again!

SweetDee

Here in the US, they are called strappers. It's nice to see that the ones wherever this dude is are just as shitty and useless as the ones we have here. *dude doesn't have to be in east asia.

This would be like Taylor Swift and LeAnn Rimes singing about Miracle Whip in front of a Hobby Lobby. Not really, but it would be funny as f*ck.

It's cute that 50 thinks the mayorship of NYC is only worth $250k.

Nothing. Grok called me witty. That small compliment from an AI will carry me through at least the weekend.