it’s whenever bitch it’s whatever ho

everyone wanna be lola…

favorite part of cooking is definitely pulling back the plastic foreskin of the cucumber

everyone needs to get smaller cocks NOW

same vibe

ok that’s enough activism for today I think

can gay guys be fujoshis

new alex g album is making me feel so irish right now

can we talk about the fact that magdalena bay doesnt write her own songs?

this is 9/11 for alcoholics like me

scruff banned on LA Fitness wifi

sti stigma sucks. so do I

jerking off to a compilation of fat guys chest bumping

literally me when i make a timeless album open.spotify.com/album/1QSo9Hgo…

my balls smell fire asf rn

i’m not legally allowed to shop anymore because i get in the dressing room and the lighting is so good i get so horny and just start shoving the hangers in my ass and bouncing on them and moaning so loud

does anyone want my One Thing?