when she hugs me… Big Suga Bino

how first day of practice got me feeling:

walz gender nuetral shits are like generational talents, u don’t see them a lot, but when u do, oh boy are they special.

congrats 2Times for breaking the pork streak, just kidding virgin. #yourafudgepacker

She just canceled her trip

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

Pizza tastes like shit, air smells like shit, Pennsylvania is the worst state and it has been decided. I’ll tell u that right now, can’t wait to go back to Jersey where the Don resides. #PAsucks #YMCA

Tommy Andrews is sherm #Comegetsome

Another year coming close to an end, gonna rattle off some stat lines from the kid. Toilets clogged - 83 Blinkers hit - 568 Hog cranks - Upper 100s Fudge packed - 59 Doors rinsed - 1 Windows rinsed - 1 ✡️ conspiracies believed- All Assignments done without chat- 0

*when you walk into the duggout and coach asks why your wearing the wrong hat Me: “I was just talking to the president.”