What if there was a fast and furious for hairy people? It would be called the Fast & the Furriest where the racers all have really hairy arms. #FastAndFurious9 #weback #summerbod

#thingsyasharsays: If I had a dollar everytime I turned into a lama...

#thingsyasharsays: "for someone so hairy... I get cold pretty quickly"

#thingsyasharsays: "How awesome would it be if for trick-or-treating, I just handed out miso soup?"

#thingsyasharsays: "what, you don't pay in gold bars?"

#thingsyasharsays: “I carbo load for...nothing" #fitness

#thingsyasharsays: “I like to reserve the big stall in the bathroom by locking the door and then crawling out." #VIP

#thingsyasharsays: I'm on the Michael Phelps diet... but it makes me look rounder cuz I'm not 6'5". Your either Michael Phelps or your not.

#thingsyasharsays: "I used to be ripped. But now I just rip pants..." #fitnessgoals #doyouevenliftbro

If I had a wonton restaurant, I'd call it WONTONAMO BAY. #yasharisms

Why is it called "heartburn" if comes from your stomach? #tikkamasala

I don't eat pork... I eat BACON. #paleo #diet

Yo… gimme your peels, I want to smell them. #oranges

Do they sell diet mexican Coca-Cola? #healthy #diet #whole30

Scarfed down a Whataburger pre-flight.. had 2 meet my party @ the gate bc I Whataburgered myself. #texas #businesstrip #doodyfree

I put the 'figure' in figure skating... #potato #watchoutnancykerrigan

I like expensive things...on sale. #rich #maxxinista #dollarbills #moremoneymoreproblems

Okay, Jesus... Where's your ark? #noahBYE #goldenarches #2ofeverything #doubledouble

Did you know that some people use both of their brains?! #doubledouble