give sabrina carpenter a medal of freedom for teaching a whole nation that it’s espresso and not EXpresso

“Paris, France to Michigan” this sentence, this enunciation to make it rhyme, this lack of consistency between city/country and state, her mind

SCREAMING at this public announcement in Rio that Madonna has arrived. Brazil operates on a different level, the world will never catch up

entering my blond ambition era

🚨🚨 A full Spice Girls reunion. I repeat: a full Spice Girls reunion 🚨🚨🚨

give sabrina carpenter a medal of freedom for teaching a whole nation that it’s espresso and not EXpresso

- best tv series of the year (so far)
- best female performance of the year (so far)
- best male performance (in years)
#babyreindeer is a must watch

In my head she’s a real estate agent and this house is for sale and she does this after closing up at open house

when the client decides to LOVE and not list it

you think i’m gonna fall for an il-LU-u-u-sion

when this came out, I confidently told my ex she’d be as big as lady gaga

it looks perfect if the direction was lady gaga as harley quinn as a gta character

our greatest pun artist

Mary Magdalene at Jesus’ tomb

today’s gay quest: find out why cynthia nixon is referencing rebel heart on her new play’s poster

oh he watched this

begging popstars to make albums longer than a sitcom episode

imagine if the end of monarchy happens bc of facetune… history class will be wild