my brain is just barney stinson singing “nothing suits me like a suit” from how i met your mother on repeat

Jennifer Aniston is over on Instagram spilling absolute tea, we have no choice but to utterly stan.

the ticket eater at Chuck E. Cheese woulda counted them ballots already

Shout to the girl from drivers ed who I knew me for a month back in 2016 and congratulated me on my bachelor’s 🌚

Kids will be like "How do you think you're gonna die" and then do a cartwheel

I’m Mexican meaning Christmas is today, we open the presents by midnight & eat the left overs tomorrow

The Weeknd just vlogged more than DAVID DOBRIK has since Covid started

My dad watching Whatsapp videos at full blast in the living room

Happy Birthday Love U for Life! 🎈

Evan Sutton

CDC like

the si patrona one LMFOAKSKS