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Fever and body aches are gone. But this morning I had so much pressure in my sinuses, when my ear popped on its own I almost fell over. So now I’m eating an entire bag of Tapatio Doritos and sitting next to my humidifier which seem to be helping. Could be worse 🤍

Had my sense of smell when we ate dinner at 6:30 and now can’t taste anything 🥲🥲 Doing shots of hot sauce until the capsaicin cleanses my soul 🌶️🌶️

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Spicy ramen, full of ghost peppers, blessed are you among soups. Fill me to the brim with capsaicin. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope isnt too soon (Someone please get the Archer reference)

Me rolling around on the couch miserable: This SUCKS because I wanted to go to the Midnight Sun Festival and now I CAN’T. Well I could and just be like everyone else in Alaska, but I WONT because I’m not a psychopath

One time my friend was stationed overseas and text me that there was an explosion/fire that everyone on the base was trying to figure out what happened. I was able to send him tweets from locals with answers before command figured it out

Sitting in my office knowing I’m still testing positive for COVID is definitely a position I didn’t think I’d ever find myself in. I miss 14 day quarantine 😫

My dad dropped dead at 53 due to heart issues, diabetes runs thicker in my family blood than molasses, but my mother will end me faster than either if I give up seasoning my food She can serve under seasoned food to my family and I'll show her what unbearable ridicule really is

I need everyone to see what 2 weeks of Alaska sunshine did for our garden 😍😍😍

Dimples is the best. I’m having a really bad carpal tunnel/general hand problem. I asked him to grab a brace for me. So he drops one off + wraps + a smoothie. It was accidentally the wrong hand, so he turned back around to wrap my wrist for me 😭🥺 Being taken care of is 10/10🤍

Find me on that string app 🧵

In 6 more sleeps I will be landing in WA and spending a whole WEEK there getting drunk with my siblings, squishing new baby nibling cheeks, and driving the 101 with Martin Robinson 🏳️‍🌈 and Eva like old times 😭😭😭 I could not be more excited 😭😭

Seeing as our flight was delayed 2 hours, I’m praying Alaska Airlines holds flight AS 223 SEA-FAI a few minutes so me and everyone else coming from RDU aren’t stranded in SEA or ANC overnight.

I get to wait a whole 6 hours before finding out if I’m staying overnight in Seattle or Anchorage instead of sleeping on my own bed tonight. Thanks Alaska Airlines ✨

Whole line of people left in Seattle because a flight couldn’t wait another 10mins after we were delayed 2+ hours. Now instead of being home in 3 hours, it’s gonna be another 10+ hours. A day of work lost, but more importantly my poor pups are alone tonight. Thanks Alaska Airlines