Ya Boy Ben Sievert (@yaboybensievert) 's Twitter Profile
Ya Boy Ben Sievert

@yaboybensievert

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calendar_today02-11-2015 23:00:19

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This is simply unreal. A 4:34 mile pace for 26.2 miles. Most humans can’t even run this pace for a minute. One of the greatest athletic achievements ever

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Final: Packers 23, Lions 22. Lions blow a 13-point lead, settle for 5 field goals and have multiple blown calls go against them but, on the bright side, in 5 billion years the sun will swell into a red giant, vaporize the Earth and obliterate all evidence of this game happening

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Both our girls and boys Cross Country teams qualify for sectionals! This is the first time both teams have qualified for sectionals since 2013! Congratulations to all! They will run next Saturday at the Oregon sectional! #SaderStrong #CC #OntoSectionals

Both our girls and boys Cross Country teams qualify for sectionals! This is the first time both teams have qualified for sectionals since 2013! Congratulations to all! They will run next Saturday at the Oregon sectional! #SaderStrong #CC #OntoSectionals
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Meet Gabriel David Sievert, born last night at 8:03. Both he and his momma are doing amazing! Here are some photos of Gabe the babe for your enjoyment.

Meet Gabriel David Sievert, born last night at 8:03. Both he and his momma are doing amazing! Here are some photos of Gabe the babe for your enjoyment.
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There are a lot of really awesome things about being a dad, but today I think I found the greatest thing: you can bring snacks into church and pretend it’s for the kid. #dadlife

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Today a 3rd grader said “ewwww who farted?!?!” I replied “he who smelt it dealt it”. He looked me dead in the eye and said “he with the rhyme did the crime” and I was so rattled I didn’t know how to respond...

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Fell for the oldest trick in the book today. Student: Mr. Sievert, do you like ice cream? Me: yeah I love it! Student: well if you love it so much why don’t you marry it??

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I’m used to students saying I look older than I am due to my hairline, but today I hit an all time low. A boy said “hey grandpa I have a question...oh wait I mean Mr. Sievert”

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Walked in to school today with a fresh haircut. First student I see says "Hey Mr. Sievert, did you get a haircut?" Me - "Yes" The student "I don't like it" **walks away**