we used to have mindhunter

Dude thought he was Paul Blart, and she thought she was in GTA 6😭😭

i got bored during winter break so ive been photoshopping christian horner’s head to look uncomfortably larger and sending it to his personal email address

imagine you go to someone’s house and they don’t have any figurines. bro where are your figurines

i will just sleep it off from now on

we are once again asking why yall are blaming vegans, who mind you make up 1% of the global gpopulation, for the exploitation of cashew producers.

bro did you seriously just pull me closer in the back seat of your rover

i met a straight man in a bar last year and every single morning he sends me a snap of his ceiling fan to maintain our snap streak. i don’t know where he lives or what he does or really anything about him but he’s my best friend and i would literally die for him

me as a detective: ok wait omg

everyone's afraid of real swag

the velvet bucket hat goes insanely hard jeremy strong they could never call you boring

jeremy strong is kinda the first male victim of misogyny

every song in a star is born is an OST (not including la vie en rose), except lcd soundsystem's new york I love you.......

I think china has the drones flying over and they are emitting a frequency thats making me rip ass like every 3 minutes

Me pranking my doctor before he puts me in the MRI machine

“I was peeling shimeji mushrooms when I realized each was unique so I gave them names and made a yearbook before eating them”

Grace is sitting on a gold mine

i feel like I'm the only one who didn't rly care for Hamilton....

no like where is jim sturgess at