TechnoWatermelon David Holt 🌴 Robot James 🤖🏖 Internet Idiot DCP This is America, what's this delta neutral shit I'm wasting time with

BONK capital markets

if you think pump is dying and their token sale is extractive, you can simply not buy it

Everything was computer. Not anymore.

It’s time to monitor the situation

Thesis on the decline of art: authors, musicians and filmmakers are, like us, always on their phones, and thus no longer forced to creatively contend with the silence and boredom that used to be an inescapable reality of everyday life

by age 21 you should have gambled your entire net worth atleast twice

if you can easily answer the question “are you the antichrist” you aren’t even close to having enough agency

24/7 markets is not enough. We need to add another day to the week to trade more perps

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You know the drawdown is bad when you’re legit happy you cashed the $200 -500 love island bet

i am putting all of my eggs in one basket and using the basket as collateral to buy more eggs

Legit question for rural Americans—How do I kill the 10¹⁰⁰ shrimp that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?

wow another gorgeous summer day to spend inside being an insufferable terminally online douchebag arguing with strangers on the web

not now kitten the bad trades are closing in on daddy

Having a shitty model is just so much better than no model, assuming you know its limitations. Having some sort of baseline just opens up a lot more than having 0.

The lion is down -70% from his entry and just became a community member

You will use the financial super app. You will decide between maxing out your 401k or an 8 team parlay on one clean interface. You will pay your taxes on irs.fun. You will be offered the chance to double or nothing your refund. This is the new economy.

the most optimal way to play this game is to stop playing, but not playing is also a move (a very special one), hence you end up entrapped forever

“We’re building the next JP Morgan” “It really looks like you’re building the next Caesar’s Palace” *10 years pass* “It still looks like you’re building the next Caesar’s Palace” “Well if you really think about it, JP Morgan isn’t all that dissimilar from Caesar’s Palace”