When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.

taylor swift has emitted more co2 this year than an average US american does within 550 years and more than a person from india in over 4,300 years

Tristan Snell Donald Trump: "You see the mob takes the Fifth," he said during one rally in Iowa. "If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?" Also Donald Trump: I take the Fifth.

I'm amazed they're really laying out the housing crisis on TV

no one: moms: i was 92 pounds at my wedding

Have you ever been in a situation where you sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker

LAPD expects people to buy that during a training exercise they “accidentally” beat a cop (who was investigating 4 other cops for sexual assault) to death so brutally that his spine was broken in 3 places. It has “suicide by 6 shots to the back of head” energy.

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Anyway, this is how I'd like to remember Aaron Carter. Praying for his loved ones.

Everything happening on Twitter now is a lot easier to understand if you‘ve ever had a younger sibling that invented a game and added a new rule every time they started losing.

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When we say "crime is a social construct", what we mean is that you, as an individual, can go to jail for littering, but a corporation can poison the air, the soil, and the water of an entire town, and no one will go to jail.

“My daughter is so vegan, I can barely kill a bug anymore” -the lady guiding my wine tasting

Tens of thousands of fish washing up on the Texas shoreline. Totally normal. There’s no climate emergency or anything. Move along.