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Time for an authorial status update. 1. Sara, the small elusive wife, has no visible evidence of cancer on any scan, and is going to live. In a few months, she can even quit the immune therapy drugs. Thank you for all your kind messages and for your prayers, which meant

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Tilly Lockey is double amputee due to meningococcal septicaemia. She can literally snap on a robotic hand and control it just by thinking, even when it’s not attached to her body. The bionic setup is fully wireless, fully real, and fully sci-fi.

My best joke about France

Honourable mentions to spiders Georg and “life’s a bitch and I’m gonna milk it” but after well more than a decade this still makes me laugh

Hillary putting Bill's name in the Epstein files

“Lads, it’s the 90+16th minute, don’t do anything stupid.”

Interesting theory. Counterpoint:

If not for Caesar, the Gauls would have coalesced into a united state in the face of growing threats from Rome and the Germans. In fact, any general less competent than Caesar would’ve lost to Vercingetorix at Alesia and thus brought that very state into being. This united

was doing my crossword puzzle last night and some guy came up to me and said “crossword, eh? i’m pretty good at those- mind if i take a stab at it?” and then proceeded to stare at it in silence for six minutes and then walked away

“Hey did you hear ab-“ No. I didn’t.

One minute of world class futsal skills 🔥

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Morning all.

This is the greatest argument I’ve heard for why electric vehicles are better than gasoline-powered cars.

when two performative males meet

I still think this is one of the greatest videos ever created, and the fact that it is actual audio from a Presidential debate makes it even funnier.