Inshallah soon

European politicians are about to hit levels of “deeply concerned” previously only thought possible under controlled laboratory conditions.

just when you think vegetables don't have phones.. onion rings..

there's seriously nothing that turns my stomach more than people who claim that imperialism will liberate their country from the comfort and safety of the west all while brushing aside the mass death of those who actually live there as necessary sacrifices. you're deeply evil.

🪽 #ratiorine

my nail fell in the damn toilet.

i wish everyone would just block lesbian pancake i really wish it from my heart

i’m not going to be engaging in conspiracy theories or analyzing every interaction hudson has had with his cast because he says they’re his friends and i believe him. but i also complete understand people’s hurt. ultimately, i just hope hudson feels loved + supported regardless.

clicking on the quotes of ur own tweet and getting random 1 like tweets pulled from the ether instead

well . my hemorrhoid is getting better at least

friend in the gulf sent a ss of a missile threat phone alert and i said i think maybe door frames are sturdy if u cant leave the house and her ass said shes too busy playing , hold on to your hats , Deadlock

i think being seen by trillions of people on national tv is an amazing opportunity so if huddy gets it too i will be smiling and celebrating his success

to be honest im going to make a noodle soup i hope thats ok

just peed loud as hell

topping the night off with some cheese to make sure i get the fucked upest dreams evarr

goodnight may everyone evil die may everyone nice smile and have a good time and i hope snl goes well and have fun everyone goodbye and goodnight