Ata mimi mwenyewe siko ready for the level of prosperity I’m about to step into, but I’ll learn on the job😮‍💨🙏🏽

Potential centre backs holding mics on stage. Utter woke nonsense.

Sorry about the late reply, if I was in your bed we wouldn’t have to worry about that

My nephew is missing, Rt widely to help find him.

i'm officially down to 0 hoes. we're having open auditions at 8:00. dress to impress

°Life can give you 5 kids and take them all again when you're just watching. °Life can also give you one child and allow you to grow old as you watch him grow. °The same life can give you a sweet marriage without children. °It can also give you beautiful children without

I Still want to see these photos. If you know the photographer tag them.

I love women because they know how to punish the weakness out of a man. You're a loser😂😂

Don't ignore me. You can tell me you don't wanna talk. You can tell me you need space. Whatever the case. Radio silence is a hard limit for me. It touches a very vulnerable place in me.

this is the time a girl you ain't fuck with in years decide to call you

Ndio hawawezi wa simu wakiwa kwa bike, amejaribu kulock samsung ikatuma photos kwa gmail, chuma chake ki motoni

Waltez My favorite part about morality is this one,that eventually we can all agree it’s all about aesthetics. You kill butterfly you’re evil,you kill a cockroach you’re a hero. Call a gaitho a pig ,you’re very funny,call a fat woman fat,you are ‘insensitive’. Binadamu kiumbe kasia sana

This guy just found out he got cheated on I love women but the last thing I'd ever wanna be is a boyfriend I'm cool with being a side nigga, friends with benefits, fuck buddy, whatever you want to call it because there's nobody women treat as bad as boyfriends 😂😂

You do not have unlimited time. Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans, and the world will continue on without you.

An Open Letter to Manchester United 🔴🇰🇪 ​There are fans, and then there is Elly Njoroge. United, let’s bring Elly Njoroge to the Theater of Dreams. Let’s get this man from the blackboard in Kenya to the stands at Old Trafford. 🏟️ ​ 🔴​RETWEET this to get it on the club's radar. 🔴​TAG

Threatening to give away the same pussy that can't keep your partner faithful is hilarious I'm sorry

Today being Valentine’s day we only have one agenda, to RETWEET! Your rt counts pal🙏

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Bench players talking like starters I hate it.