The thirst-quenching Madrí beer - a marvellous taste of Madrid.

This is a remarkable article about 1000 words none of which even veer into why he was suspended by Everton and why he ultimately is playing in Iceland!

In 25 years time I will tweet “remember Jean Phillipe mateta” and many people will be like “yes life was good. Not like these days. I’ll then think “wow I’m 70 years old and tweeting, what a waste I’ve made of my life”. Lord Starmer will then tax my eyeballs.

Hello O2 I am still being billed for an airtime plan that I cancelled back in July due to my contract ending and being told I’m at risk of late fees/credit rating being affected if I don’t pay, pls can you help! Thanks

SO many of you do NOT understand !! what Barclays is !!

I swear no one tries to hit them like this anymore, I blame Guardiola

Turning Barclays nostalgia chat into a debate about whether mid table players are better than they were in 2007.

Leggings and sweater season is back I am SO moved

turning up to the "Prime Barclays / was football better when we were younger?" session with a copy of this under my arm

Sorry. Can’t wait until October. I’m doing this tonight…

This was when Hollyoaks would have me watching the 6:30pm & 7:00pm episodes. Take me back!

Everybody STOP having a harmless laugh, there’s a London based journalist here to tell you that you shouldn’t enjoy anything, actually

I’m gonna looooose my mind

Twitter the last few days

Barclays men is not about footballers being consistently good, it is literally the opposite of this, players being consistently bang average and having rare moments of absolute magic

Not to be that guy, but you’re American, so you never got to watch these guys on Match of The Day, Gillette Soccer Saturday etc. This is a British experience, so you won’t get it

Now then, which one of my lovely mutuals will be buying me the Brat bag?

Strong outfit

live footage of char manning 🌟 and me securing the pub quiz jackpot for the gang