LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING

At what point do I get to have a life that’s not constantly chaotic?

If these last 2 years has taught me anything, it is where I DO NOT belong.

Do you know how difficult it is to get into “holiday mode” when it is 80+ freaking degrees outside?!

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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING

I will, in fact, jitterbug across the room for hours while my insides vibrate… but that could be construed as “better”, I suppose.

Them: “why are you so nonchalant about this now?” Me: “Bold of you to assume I was ever chalant about it in the first place.”

Everything I know about that damn Gracie Abrams song, I know against my will.

Best news in a while— NO Ten Commandment posters in our schools! 🎉🎉 laaclu.org/en/press-relea…

Hot honey. Send tweet.

I need to know how small businesses can offer free shipping on things. Especially international orders. There’s no way I could survive, eating shipping costs like that. It’s a great selling point but it feels very expensive to do. Especially if you have tracking.

I’m gonna need to know who is actually out here with the BLINK function on their Christmas tree lights, because what even is the reason??

Today I was reminded of the time in my high school yearbook when they referred to a girl as “so and so” because they could not be bothered to find out her name. The EXTREME grammatical issues just in this blurb speak to how awful this whole publication was.

I waited an entire year to hang this clearance find from 2023

Everytime I get on this app I wonder why

WHY DOES THIS MYSTERIOUS YET DELICIOUS JELLY NOT EXIST IN FULL-SIZED VESSELS?? Why must I be shackled to a life in which I may only rob the condiment bars of an excessive amount of these tiny cups to fulfill my jelly toast desires?? Heinz US

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