Aight, im on this twitter steez again. Let's see if I can figure this shot out...

Watching lifetime movies about saving gays and turning to god. #real life problems

Good night world/good morning world

Dominoes has hacked my phone!

Regular ass plain ass hoes trying to prank call me at 430 am making me run into my room in fear/made me mad horny so thnx. #creepdudestatus

@DanHartisSAVED I was right then when I said I knew it was just some plain ass hoe tryin to fuck with me. Ima catch YOU on the streets

Just killin a couple calories before work #nbd

@fupeezy srsly!? 10.5 k tweets... #smh

It smells like a warm ass fart on this train

Had a dream I walked into a burger king for the first time in years. Got to the counter and just shook my head is disapointment/ran out

Play with my muffuletta

At 700 club. Sk8r bois droppin trou. #smh

@666fannypak i sent you guys the email addy. you don't have to be on a guest list to get it, but the guest list is so that its cheaper!

Baby is bored. Bartending at North Bowl upstairs! Come come cum. Gulp gulp gulp

About to pop off fluid night club. With Shana Brewington and j bearz#fingerbanger

3rd time in 2 weeks I've seen old fuck partners wearing my clothes. #theifs/scrubs/embarrassing

also, im watching twilight before i go to bed. i think im the last person on earth to see it in its entirety

all i wanna do is go thrifting. and eat. and sleep

I guess my new years resolution is to master twit pic-ing