I saved a bunch of seeds from this plant and started them and they're all glowing already!!!

White Boy Summer.

easiest kind of intelligence to fake lol

they accepted me into the dental college, now i get to face my fears at 50% the cost

stacy 🍂 shutting tha fuck up is a sign of wisdom

Whatever you’re going through you still gotta brush your teeth man

If ur not changing it, ur choosing it

She put her whole Addiussy into this and y’all let it tank

Mark: [Mark​ waits until Daryl is well out of earshot] Yeah, and good riddance, you... you fucking Nazi!

I’ve said this one million times, Hemingway? No… HemingGAY. That old man was so gay and it’s fine but why are we mad at ME

Interesting this is the first I’m seeing this. I also heard technically at least bumblebees are like too fat for their wings but they don’t know that so they fly anyways. This isn’t even sunlight it’s artificial light so my brain hasn’t figured out what is going on quite yet

When I give someone EXACTLY what I want show them a screenshot and have the details in a list format,,,,,,, and they don’t read it TWO TIMES and reply with something I didn’t ask for…. Makes me wonder maybe human species shouldn’t endure. lol maybe that freak was right end it

men be scared you’re gonna take their $147 dollars

half my garden glows in the dark now

A mess

I have blonde hair blue eye genes as well but I also have mental illness and addiction in my family lineage so not so great huh