Reminder: It is already illegal for noncitizens to vote in federal elections. All of the GOP noise around this is aimed at distracting you from the fact that Donald Trump is going to lose and when he does, he will make up lies as an excuse.

Cool Mike, those 13 year old Swifties are 19 now.

Im sorry is the fact that Tim Walz has a weird MAGA brother (Jeff Walz), supposed to make Tim Walz LESS relatable?

Donny, they're just not that into you!

64 days until we vote. They should have taken heed.

Why am I voting straight democrat? Not because I'm a democrat. Not Because I'm a liberal. But because every Republican on my ballot and YOUR ballot is a Trump enabler. Trump can't exist without these guys. They make Trump who he is. They have to go. All of them. Clean sweep.

[visits psychic] *knocks on door* Psychic: "who is it?" Me: "well this is a bad start"

The insanity of 4 yrs ago. "After the shooting, the president shared a video of his supporters driving into Portland and called those in Saturday’s caravan “GREAT PATRIOTS!” #WereNotGoingBack apnews.com/article/shooti…

What's happening w Looney Laura Loomer's claim that Tim Walz's brother was speaking out against him? The only reporting I have seen is reporting on Looney Laura's reporting. I would take an umbrella on a day she said would be sunny. Not a mention on the Sunday shows? #LooneyLaura

What if he now wants to appeal to more voters & get a dog! It's truly the only thing on this list he has the ability to change. In 2019 he said "A lot of people say, ‘Oh, you should get a dog,’ ‘Why?’ ‘It’s good politically.’ GULP. He's so desperate now, he just might do it!

Pia Zadora!🤣🤣🤣

Oh man...when something gives me goose bumps, I take heed.

Im watching Seinfeld episode from 1994. Elaine is trying to see what new boyfriend's stance is on abortion. The romance is over when he tells her, "You know, someday...we're going to get enough people in the Supreme Court to change that law." How did they know!?😞

This is for me.

Are we sure someone from The Onion hasn't infiltrated Trump's campaign & is setting up future headlines? I think Lara Trump is proof they've been compromised by The Onion. #larasviral #LaraTrump youtu.be/NQ_MCfN4xEs?si…

As election day draws closer, I need to remember this. I find myself taking the bait & bringing receipts to a conversation w someone who has brought a treasure chest of fake jewels.

Now we know where convicted felon Trump will end up in 2025...or at least when he gets out of prison. Ridiculous. apnews.com/article/dancin…

My heart is broken. A 16-year-old high school student in Georgia texted her mom, "I know I've not been a perfect daughter. I love you. I'm sorry." Enough is enough.

Wouldn't it be fun if some evangelical group where Trump appears asks Trump to lead them all in prayer? 🤣🤣🤣

There'd be a lot less "press conferences" if the media stopped showing up. Stop feeding this starved for attention moron.