My animal crossing character after eating one fruit:

To the couples who got engaged yesterday and took the attention away from Jesus’ birthday... have fun in hell

Pauly C ♓️ "Catfish: Antwane & Tony" is THEEE most chaotic episode of any show in reality TV history. I will argue with you.

Me: That looks so damn goo- Gordon Ramsay: Pathetic Me: Pathetic.

we marched because we were getting killed, y’all are rioting because you didn’t get your way...we are not the same.

My outside light is out so it literally takes me longer to get inside my house than it does to get into the Capitol

It’s a new day in America.

Congratulations to my friend, President Joe Biden! This is your time.

Bro I got HBO max, Disney plus, and a air fryer. You not finna talk to me crazy

i would eat every single meal out of a bowl if i could plates are extremely overrated and that’s my opinion!!

Facebook is off the fuckin rails with all these pimple popping videos wtf

Not rlly sure what’s going on but I definitely just watched a minimum of 6 episodes of shark tank lol

POV: you've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles and they know they're far too powerful to ever be charged for your murder.

Ok this was not the plan, but the love for the Boozy Box has been too strong... 10K retweets and we’ll find a way to make it happen for real 🧃🧃🧃

When are people going to stop eating on zoom meetings

Podcast discussion groups on facebook are the new chat room