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My Instagram friend Ulrika Andersson painted this from a photo Angella took of me in my happy place—writing at a tennis club in the desert

Having a boyfriend in your forties is not cute but I’m holding out because having a boyfriend in your sixties and beyond is REALLY cute

romper season is almost over

kathy bates on ozempic now too... we're losing our fat empresses....

she nosferate

School is so depressing I’d be psyched if my classroom was nicer than my house

I post it every year, Hunter S. Thompson using an ESPN column to write this one week after 9/11

I used to bring a blank floppy disk to school and ask the teacher if I could use their computer to print my paper real quick and then freak when the disk turned out to be empty - if you wanna stop cheating you’re gonna have to ban ChatGPT *and* theater

!KARAOKE MAP UPDATES! Thanks to DJ Jake for sending me the bars he KJs at: Pat's Cocktail Lounge, Valley Village, Tuesdays @ 9pm Tiki No, North Hollywood, Wednesdays @ 9pm Champs Sports Pub, Magnolia Park in Burbank, Fridays @ 9pm Always at krmr.com/karaoke

we need to get back to the masses thinking being terminally online is uncool most people don't know how to do this life right

I just submitted "Space Dog" to Sundance Film Festival via FilmFreeway.com! - they generated this Tweet! My gums are bleeding profusely! Everything is good which brings me closer to Buddha!

epigraph for my next book

Published several print articles this year and now rehearsing a play. What will I do next for money? Churn butter? 😌💅

Straight people, unfortunately, must find love with one another somehow

.Critical Inquiry has made all their Jameson articles open access. Includes the great essay on magic realism (as the cultural form of uneven development), and 'culture and finance capital' which is a masterpiece on historicizing cultural forms. critinq.wordpress.com/2024/09/24/the…

Like anyone entrenched in electoral politics, Jill Stein has her problems, but watch this interview w/Stein and running mate Butch Ware, and imagine what a presidential debate would look like if they were actually allowed to participate. democracynow.org/2024/9/25/gree…

It’s okay for Justin Bieber to be a Christian but it’s not okay for Russel Brand just the way it is don’t @ me