Dylan Earl and the Reasons Why - one of my favorite honky tonk bands! #FancySpider #FSMF

Ooh! Something Wicked This Way Comes is on Disney! I haven't seen this since VHS! 🍿🦇🍿

I got my shots today. My arms are unhappy. In other news, ladies, I've had all my shots!

I'm 12 minutes in, and we've already had body horror, lewd comments about cigars, and Buddy Ebsen as a witcher or some shit. Whee!

Bolton should have been indicted for that dippy pushbroom mustache, not whatever bullshit charges Spray-tan Stalin cooked up

Bring it. Why TF not?

Goddamnit. Why is this true every day. youtu.be/NUC2EQvdzmY?si…

That this isn't out of character is the worst part.

I was never a KISS fan, but Ace had some jams. RIP. youtu.be/DXeeY9D9u94?si…

Look it up.

Boltz media racks are best media racks.

Being alone is my natural state. It's cool when friends are around, though. Go see that band. Go!

*infinite screaming*

Did your GenX teenage dance club play this every week? Be a lot cooler if they did 😎 youtu.be/rPxXcBs9evQ?si…

I miss clubbing when I was young. Used to hear this at Aldo Bender's Postnuclear, then Kontrol Faktory, then Denver's Wreck Room, and every other club with a decent weekend DJ in the past 35 years. youtu.be/ZzLTrt1LxQs?si…

Donald Trump and his lackeys.

Oh, I'm rooting for the Dodgers then, as a SoCal kid in Colorado where the Rockies redefine failure.