I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men

You’re in his DMs, I’ve got him in a headlock

If you need a cosmic surveillance camera to stop you lying, you’re not moral, you’re managed. Atheists tell the truth because integrity isn’t a threat-based contract. It’s character.

You’re in her DMs, I’m unsnapping her washable cloth pad with my teeth🧛🏻‍♀️

You’re in her DMs, I’m tugging on her bush…

People who think that fisting is violent make me angry tbh…..like it’s literally just fucking with something bigger….i feel like in their head there’s like literal punching involved or something like calm down bruhhhhhhhh

I saw someone at the airport recently wearing camera glasses and he was taking photos of what appeared to be his young daughter….it was odd AF, like I don’t get why you can’t pull your phone out to do that cuz the second I see someone with cam glasses I’m assuming you’re a creep

Sigh

God knows the gooners love a noisy fart…yk??