The ONLY reason Disney is bringing Jimmy Kimmel back is because the American people stood up, called out the executives by name, Disney's stock plummeted and Disney lost a lot of money. Get it? That's the playbook for the next three years of Trump. YOU must be LOUDER than him.

Autism was first identified in 1911. Tylenol was introduced in 1950. Don't listen to the guy with the brainworm. Release the Epstein Files.

I'd like to congratulate Tylenol on their upcoming multimillion-dollar lawsuit settlement.

🚨BREAKING: JIMMY KIMMEL DOES IT AGAIN. I don’t know how, but his second monologue is just as good -if not better- than the first. Trump ain’t sleeping tonight. The irony? Trump just made Kimmel even bigger, louder, and more powerful.

how it feels trying to do anything on my iphone 13 now that the 17 is out

no matter what you ever tell me to do i will NEVER UPDATE TWITTER. YOU CANT MAKE ME

i never been that mad.

did you know: you can start anytime. brush your teeth in the middle of the day. wash the dishes at 2am. do things outside the times “assigned” by society. use that free will.

if u think somebody’s trying to give u a fake number then take the hint and leave them tf alone.

Your friends have the right to ask you (in a nice way) not to bring your partner to all the plans

I’m a big believer of not going to work on your birthday!

MTV shutting down is what they get for playing Ridiculousness 37 hours a day every day.. nobody wanted to see that shit

“Don’t judge bc one day that could you” Now why would I text another girl & tell her to stay away from my man?

I actually thought I was losing my mind.

then what is the point of giving them 30% of my money every 2 weeks

“But some people abuse food stamps by buying cookies & steak & lobster!” So using the food stamps to buy food

How is it a “God given right” to bear arms & have guns but not have access to food? Do y’all hear yourselves?

drinking isn’t the same anymore I be waking up in critical condition

And that’s why abortions matter